Kickstart your Thursday with a burst of laughter and inspiration with these 111 amusing quotes that promise to bring a smile to your face, whether you’re powering through office hours or just looking for a midweek pick-me-up!
- “Thursday is Friday’s Friday.” – Unknown
- “I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” – April Winchell
- “Thursday: The most useless day. It only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week…and it’s still not over.” – Unknown
- “Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s Thursday.” – Unknown
- “Thursday, or as I like to call it, ‘Day 4 of the hostage situation.'” – Unknown
- “If TGIF is Thank God It’s Friday, then today must be SHIT, Sure Happy It’s Thursday.” – Unknown
- “Thursday is like the middle finger of the week. Still not close enough to the weekend to be happy, but too far from Monday to be sad.” – Unknown
- “Thursdays are just wannabe Fridays.” – Unknown
- “It’s Thursday. I’m breathing. I’m Alive. I’m Blessed. God is good.” – Unknown, with a humorous twist on gratitude.
- “Thursday: It’s not quite Friday, but it’s also not Wednesday.” – Unknown
- “Dear Thursday, are you sure you’re not Friday? Because I could really go for it being Friday today!” – Unknown
- “Thursday: The day after Wednesday and the day before Friday. Stuck in the middle with you.” – Unknown
- “They say Thursday is the new Friday, but it feels more like the old Monday.” – Unknown
- “On Thursdays, we’re thirsty for Friday.” – Unknown
- “Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break from the rain and clouds of the earlier weekdays.” – Unknown, with a hopeful outlook.
- “Is it just me or does it seem like Thursday takes forever and then suddenly it’s 11:59 PM?” – Unknown
- “Throwback Thursday: Remembering when I thought I could make it through the week without coffee. I was so young and naive.” – Unknown
- “Thursdays are just the universe’s way of saying, ‘Hang on, you’re almost there!'” – Unknown
- “Thursday’s child has far to go, but at least it’s not Monday.” – Unknown, with a nod to the old rhyme.
- “If Thursday had a face, I would punch it.” – Unknown
Funny Thursday Quotes For Work And Office
- “Thursday is the new Friday… at least, that’s what I keep telling myself.”
- “On Thursdays, I like to think of myself as 4/5ths of the way to the weekend.”
- “Thursday: the day when your weekend plans start to take over your productivity.”
- “I can’t keep calm, it’s Thursday! The weekend is so close I can almost taste it.”
- “Thursday: the day I start mentally drafting my out-of-office email for Friday.”
- “Thursday is like a gateway drug to the weekend. It’s so close, yet so far.”
- “If Thursday had a face, I would give it a high-five… and maybe a coffee.”
- “Thursday: the day when I wonder if it’s acceptable to start the weekend early.”
- “I’m not saying I’m ready for the weekend, but I’m definitely ready for Thursday happy hour.”
- “Thursday: because it’s too early for weekend regrets, but just in time for questionable decisions.”
- “Thursday is nature’s way of reminding you that you’re almost there… almost at the weekend finish line.”
- “Thursday: the day when my coffee needs a coffee to get through the day.”
- “I can’t adult today… or tomorrow. Can we just fast-forward to Friday?”
- “Thursday: the day when my brain is 90% caffeine and 10% hope for the weekend.”
- “Thursday: the day when my to-do list and my motivation have a serious disagreement.”
- “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious… especially on Thursdays.”
- “Thursday: the day when I realize I haven’t used half of the office supplies I ordered this week.”
- “If Thursday had a theme song, it would definitely be ‘Eye of the Tiger’… because we’re almost there!”
- “Thursday: the day when I consider changing my job title to ‘Professional Weekend Anticipator.'”
- “I don’t always look forward to Thursdays, but when I do, it’s because Friday is just around the corner.”
Funny Thursday Inspirational Quotes
- “Thursday: the perfect day to start planning your ‘accidental’ Friday absence.”
- “On Thursdays, I believe in the power of positive thinking… and the healing properties of coffee.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just surviving, I’m thriving… with copious amounts of caffeine.”
- “I may not be a superhero, but I can definitely conquer Thursday with the right mindset and a strong cup of coffee.”
- “Thursday: the day when I channel my inner zen and try not to strangle anyone before the weekend.”
- “I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I do have the incredible ability to make it to Thursday without completely losing my mind.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just a cog in the machine, I’m the caffeine-fueled engine that keeps it running.”
- “I don’t always feel inspired on Thursdays, but when I do, it’s usually because I’ve had an extra shot of espresso.”
- “Thursday: the day when I embrace the chaos and find humor in the absurdity of office life.”
- “I may not have it all together on Thursdays, but at least my coffee is strong and my sense of humor is intact.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just working for the weekend, I’m working for that extra shot of espresso.”
- “I don’t always feel like a rockstar on Thursdays, but when I do, it’s because I’ve managed to conquer my inbox before noon.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just a worker bee, I’m the queen bee of productivity… with a crown made of coffee cups.”
- “I may not have all the answers on Thursdays, but at least I have a good sense of humor and a bottomless cup of coffee.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just clocking in and out, I’m making a meaningful contribution to the world… one meme at a time.”
- “I don’t always feel like a productivity ninja on Thursdays, but when I do, it’s because I’ve mastered the art of multitasking and managed to avoid all unnecessary meetings.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just a worker, I’m a warrior… battling deadlines and office politics with equal parts determination and sarcasm.”
- “I may not have it all figured out on Thursdays, but at least I have a plan… and a backup plan fueled by caffeine and sheer determination.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just going through the motions, I’m making waves… or at least stirring up some trouble in the office kitchen with my questionable microwave choices.”
- “I don’t always feel like a ray of sunshine on Thursdays, but when I do, it’s because I’ve managed to find humor in the daily grind and spread a little laughter along the way.”
Funny Thursday Morning Quotes
- “Good morning! It’s Thursday, which means we’re officially on the ‘downhill sprint’ to the weekend.”
- “Rise and shine, it’s Thursday! Time to tackle the day with a smile and a strong cup of coffee.”
- “Hello, Thursday! Let’s pretend to be productive until we can start openly discussing weekend plans.”
- “Good morning, world! It’s Thursday, and I’m already mentally drafting my Friday night takeout order.”
- “Thursday mornings are nature’s way of reminding us that we’re almost there… almost at the weekend finish line.”
- “Coffee: because it’s Thursday morning and I’m not ready to face reality without a caffeine boost.”
- “Good morning, Thursday! I like my coffee strong and my emails short… let’s do this!”
- “Thursday mornings are like a dress rehearsal for the weekend. Let’s make it a good show!”
- “Rise and shine, it’s Thursday! Time to put on your ‘almost Friday’ attitude and conquer the day.”
- “Good morning! It’s Thursday, and I’m already making a mental list of all the things I won’t be doing this weekend.”
- “Thursday mornings are for strong coffee, big dreams, and strategically planning your Friday escape route.”
- “Hello, Thursday! Let’s make today so awesome that Friday gets jealous.”
- “Good morning, world! It’s Thursday, and I’m ready to tackle the day with equal parts enthusiasm and sarcasm.”
- “Thursday mornings: because it’s too late for a redo on Wednesday, but it’s not too early to start planning for Friday happy hour.”
- “Rise and shine, it’s Thursday! Time to embrace the chaos and find humor in the absurdity of office life.”
- “Good morning, Thursday! Let’s make today so productive that we can afford to be completely unproductive on Friday.”
- “Thursday mornings are for channeling your inner superhero… or at least your inner ‘I can make it to the weekend’ alter ego.”
- “Hello, Thursday! Let’s start the day with a positive attitude and end it with a strong cocktail… or two.”
- “Good morning, world! It’s Thursday, and I’m ready to tackle the day like a boss… or at least like a moderately competent intern.”
- “Thursday mornings: because it’s not just another day, it’s another opportunity to pretend we have our lives together.”
Short Funny Thursday Quotes
- “Thursday: the day I start practicing my ‘casual Friday’ attitude.”
- “Thursday: the day when my coffee needs a coffee to get through the day.”
- “I can’t keep calm, it’s Thursday! The weekend is so close I can almost taste it.”
- “Thursday: the day when I wonder if it’s acceptable to start the weekend early.”
- “I’m not saying I’m ready for the weekend, but I’m definitely ready for Thursday happy hour.”
- “Thursday: the day when my brain is 90% caffeine and 10% hope for the weekend.”
- “Thursday: the day when I realize I haven’t used half of the office supplies I ordered this week.”
- “If Thursday had a theme song, it would definitely be ‘Eye of the Tiger’… because we’re almost there!”
- “Thursday: the day when I consider changing my job title to ‘Professional Weekend Anticipator.'”
- “I don’t always look forward to Thursdays, but when I do, it’s because Friday is just around the corner.”
Motivational Funny Thursday Quotes
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just surviving, I’m thriving… with copious amounts of caffeine.”
- “I may not be a superhero, but I can definitely conquer Thursday with the right mindset and a strong cup of coffee.”
- “Thursday: the day when I channel my inner zen and try not to strangle anyone before the weekend.”
- “I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I do have the incredible ability to make it to Thursday without completely losing my mind.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just a cog in the machine, I’m the caffeine-fueled engine that keeps it running.”
- “I don’t always feel inspired on Thursdays, but when I do, it’s usually because I’ve had an extra shot of espresso.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just working for the weekend, I’m working for that extra shot of espresso.”
- “I don’t always feel like a rockstar on Thursdays, but when I do, it’s because I’ve managed to conquer my inbox before noon.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just a worker bee, I’m the queen bee of productivity… with a crown made of coffee cups.”
- “I may not have all the answers on Thursdays, but at least I have a good sense of humor and a bottomless cup of coffee.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just going through the motions, I’m making waves… or at least stirring up some trouble in the office kitchen with my questionable microwave choices.”
- “I may not have it all figured out on Thursdays, but at least I have a plan… and a backup plan fueled by caffeine and sheer determination.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just clocking in and out, I’m making a meaningful contribution to the world… one meme at a time.”
- “I may not have it all together on Thursdays, but at least my coffee is strong and my sense of humor is intact.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just a worker, I’m a warrior… battling deadlines and office politics with equal parts determination and sarcasm.”
- “I don’t always feel like a productivity ninja on Thursdays, but when I do, it’s because I’ve mastered the art of multitasking and managed to avoid all unnecessary meetings.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just going through the motions, I’m making waves… or at least stirring up some trouble in the office kitchen with my questionable microwave choices.”
- “I may not have it all figured out on Thursdays, but at least my coffee is strong and my sense of humor is intact.”
- “Thursday: the day when I remind myself that I’m not just clocking in and out, I’m making a meaningful contribution to the world… one meme at a time.”
- “I may not have it all together on Thursdays, but at least my coffee is strong and my sense of humor is intact.”